Fwendz.

Christopher: 'Where have you been all my life?'

Kat: 'I don't know!'

Christopher:'Well I can tell you WHAT you've been. And that, my friend, is: MISSED!'

Kat: 'Ahhh! I miiiiiiiiiiiss yooooooooooooooou to an extent I cannot convey through added vowels!'

Christopher: 'The only vowels I care about are u and i.'

I am jealous of myself for having such an excellent friend.

I have many an excellent friend.

Dear Friends,

Thank you!

I ruv people.

I like people who can make my day without even doing anything.

Very much :) right now.

Oh social life.

So it is often pointed out that I have groups of friends completely separate from one another.

It's true. I would hate it to be any other way.

I always admire those groups of friends who have been together forever and love eachother and know everything there is to know each person in the group but I don't think I could do that. At least not any time soon. And besides, there are almost always skeletons in the closet.
Maybe I'm really weird (well obviously I'm weird but roll with me) but I just can't hang out with the same people all the time. I need more stimulation.
I'd like to think it's everyone else who's strange and I'm the one who is thinking clearly.
I play trial and error with people. Yeah it can lead to sucky situations but I end up knowing what I want and how to get it. So try it.


AXOLOTL!

Also there's someone in my life who goes out of his way to make me very happy.
I don't know why he does it. But I hope it never ceases.

Last night.

They were awesome.
I had an excellent time.
Although my feet are probably worse off from the mosh. Price you pay!

Orthodontics

The Giant gets braces today!

Welcome to my world, bro.


Also, Ukelele is officially a proper noun.

Yay for procrastination.

WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!



Eh heh.


On Friday night if we don't go to the beach I will be very disappointed in myself for not nagging hard enough.




Excellent facial expressions.


Last night I watched Zombieland. It makes me very happy that I own that movie.
Jesse Eisenberg is the new love of my life (sorry THE PHANTOMMMM).



How could he not be?
Just look!

THE PHANTOM HATH STRUCK AGAIN-ETH

So there's someone out there pretending to be a friend of mine and commenting on my blog.
Lolz time.

This is like that episode of Madeline when stuff like mittens and coats and stuff start disappearing and they blame it on Pepito (of course) but it turns out to be a bunch of magpies who are taking them and giving them to homeless people.

But I have a sneaking suspicion that THE PHANTOMMMM (actual name) is not a magpie or a homeless person or a magpie helping a homeless person.

I fucking miss Madeline. I grew up on her. I was so obsessed.
First video movie I ever owned.


Nostalgia.

Gun, man.

So today there was a man with a pistol 'eluding' police all day.
Or that's what the news said.

I'm really sorry but I really have nothing to say.
Except

LOOK THERE SHE GOES AGAIN.

Today's blogosphere pictures.

Thank you WhoWhatWear, you just decided What I am Wearing tomorroW.



This is the hair I would want if I didn't want it long.
Unfortunately, my hair is nothing like that naturally.
Actually, it probably is. I nunno.
But fringe? Neh.


Hoh mah lawd. Look at that layering.



It seems like everyone at school is really irritable/angsty/just plain angry at the moment. This week is the week from hell for SACs and such, as well as folios and drama enembles due (everyone knows about the drama dramas, because drama students are ... dramatic).

Anyway, everyone apart from myself. I've been making a conscious effort to be less of a growler, but I'm not sure anyone's noticed.


HANYWAY. Today my friend asked me if I'm doing anything for my 18th.
I will not be doing anything. Everyone has enough 18ths this year and to be perfectly emo with you I don't think one less will be much of a problem.
Too hard to get to my house.
Frankly, I have a weird mix of friends and they wouldn't all get along.
En plus, contrary to popular belief there are more people I like than there are people who like me.
Wow, I'm really good at selling myself (hello strangers, I do have friends, just not a lot of really close ones!) ...

I've really thought about this a lot.


I just had a good idea for a post.


Brbeezly.

Also,
1.REINDEER HAVE FUZZY ANTLERS (ANTLI)!
2. I think all pluri should end in i.

CHOCOLATE I WANT TO EAT YOU

Sometimes I feel like I'd be a whole lot happier if I was just fat.




... Sometimes.

BIG PLANS

OK so I think I'm taking a gap year next year to work in Ireland/England.

I'm not sure.


I'll keep you posted.

Mon dieu

I want the above dresses.

Cool.

WATER IS MAH FAVE

I love them!



Also, through Vanessa Jackman's blog, I've discovered that Melbourne has many more hotly (can I get a hell yeah for neologisms?) dressed people than I thought!
Par exemple:




C'est toi qui dois me trouver,
Moi, c'est deja fait ...

French pop is really bad.
Also Christophe Mae is definitely a French Jason Mraz.



So. Philosophy time.
Or as the French say, philosophie.

My epiphany? Every time my social circumstances change (I make new friends, ditch old ones, everything in between), I get a new boyfriend.

THAT SHIT IS DEEP MAN.

Yeah so new crush, getting close with new people.
(That's you Doll!)


Also, issues I predicted are not so imminent.
And mum decided I'm paying for the formal dress because I pissed her off.
Fair call.



JENA LEE COULD YOU BE ANY WORSE?

Possibly FINI.

Mais il m'aime encore,

Et moi je t'aime un peu plus fort.

People put paint on a road!
So cool!



I have realised that I am an intensely weird and dorky.
I don't know why but I appear to have lost my embarrassment factor.

Things that have influenced my epiphany:
1. I will hold a face for a long time, even if you don't look and/or we are in public.
2. On the topic of being in public, I will yell, sing, dance, etc in public with zero embarrassment.
3. I like to pretend to be a cat on people's laps to get their intention. Yes, I force them to stroke my hair.
4. I have a sudoku addiction.
5. I like nerdy people better than a lot of other people.
6. I am generally animate in that geeky person way. \

There are lots of reasons.
Basically.

I quite like it.

FINI.

Today's prediction:

I predict issues!

OH AND

Money sitch got better.
Mum decided she would pay for my formal dress.
CHYESSS.
So now I have $250 with which I can do WHATEVER I WANT.
Muahaha.

So I've decided to allocate the $25o as follows (why are you reading this? You're clearly procrastinating):
$80 make up for le formale. ($170 left)
$60 tan for le formale ($110 left)
$80 for hair (hopefully shouldn't cost that much but ve shall zee) ($30 left)

$30 FOR LIMO YAYNESS.
One less stress in my life.

Also, don't have a date any more because I know intensely don't like my male friends.

This is the question I have been asking myself for ....... about 7 months.
Why did I befriend jocks?

Answer: no one knows.

Sooo now I am back to Square Formal-is-in-two-months-and-in-terms-of-dates-I-have-no-1.


I also feel really excited at the moment. Can't put my finger on why.

Excited about being FINI.

Fucking hell.

I'm dangerously close to becoming a misandrist.

FIREFOX DOESN'T EVEN ACCEPT MISANDRIST AS A WORD WHY DOES SEEMINGLY EVERYTHING HAVE TO FUEL MY FRUSTRATION?

My thoughts, featuring pretty (unrelated) pictures.

THEY'RE SO ATTRACTIVE:

I don't actually have down time. Down time is for suckers.My relaxation is arranging music or playing it, which I have deadlines and goals for.
Tryyyyyying to save money while not having a job.Juxtaposition.
I am saving for, in order of short to long term:Cut and colour at Rokk Ebony, the only place I will go - $80ish.Shampoo, conditioner, treatement from Al'chemy (fave brand) - $60.
Formal hair, limo, make up, tan, nails, possibly shoes although I'm probably wearing a pair I already own. This amounts to about (without shoes) - close to $300.Schoolies - approx. $one trillion.
OH AND I OWE MACROB $57 AND IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
May I remind, you I don't have a job and am on a 17 year old's allowance of $50 a week.
Chanel Iman is creeping up into the leagues of Lily and Erin in hotness.
In other news, I've decided who I'm taking to formal.Very good. I like organising things.
Study is good, mid years in 29 days.
Something very exciting is happening on Wednesday, I'm slightly scared.Rekindling old friendships, one of my aims for this year so that's good.
They make me so much happier, but so much more anxious.
Breathtaking:


Ditto:




Today at school we put a desk in a tree, then I climbed up the tree and pretended to study as I filmed.
Was probably the most blatantly rebellious thing I've done on school grounds.
That is so sad.
It's my last year and the only thing I've done to warrant suspension is climb a tree with some furniture! I didn't even get caught!



I'm wearing a lot of black today.
Mleh.
This is very cute.


Raquel, I want to be you.
On Friday night there were some couples and it made me miss being in a couple.
Not as much as I have in the past so this is a good thing.