Fwendz.

Christopher: 'Where have you been all my life?'

Kat: 'I don't know!'

Christopher:'Well I can tell you WHAT you've been. And that, my friend, is: MISSED!'

Kat: 'Ahhh! I miiiiiiiiiiiss yooooooooooooooou to an extent I cannot convey through added vowels!'

Christopher: 'The only vowels I care about are u and i.'

I am jealous of myself for having such an excellent friend.

I have many an excellent friend.

Dear Friends,

Thank you!