Cyber-bullying.

Rule number 1:
NEVER date a shithead.
Especially one with shithead friends.
Who say mean shit.

Fact number 1:
I dislike catch 22's.

Scenario number 1:
Friends who make you feel amazing and you have amazing memories with and make you happier than most people can.
The exact same friends who you cannot trust on any level.

Levels of awesome = levels of untrustworthiness.

Or maybe levels of awesome are not that high, I just have no other comparison?

MAH MAH MAH I SHOULD DO PHILOSOPHY.

EXCEPT PHILOSOPHISING ABOUT MY OWN LIFE IS SHIT.

Ground hog year. Get here.