ALSO

Went to a Chinese restaurant, had this awesome noodle soup.
It was huge.

However, the noodles (of which there are a lot) were not actually noodles, but noodle.

One continuous noodle!

So yeah. Trials and tribulations in regards to cutting the noodle with only the porcelain ladle thingy (I'm so uncultured sometimes ...) and chopsticks but mostly, ONE CONTINUOUS NOODLE!